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Old Apr 01, 2006, 04:24 PM // 16:24   #3261
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*bans / fires you all*
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Old Apr 01, 2006, 10:28 PM // 22:28   #3262
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*sips beer, am confused*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #3263
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OOOh that was a close one, got confused in there ^_^ hehehe

*jumps around madly from all the espresso I had earlier*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 02:16 AM // 02:16   #3264
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ya i know, o well...

*sips beer, figures out that its an April Fools joke, has a nice laugh*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 07:13 AM // 07:13   #3265
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*hands out pitchforks like in the off-topic thread part trois"
*points at Inde asleep in the corner*
*war cry*
"Attack!"
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 07:18 AM // 07:18   #3266
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*sticks out foot*
*trips King Symeon*
*the King goes flying*
*pitchfork flailing*
*lands in an odd positon on the floor*
*King Symeon lands on top of it*
*he has been shish kabobed*
*toasts over the fire in the fireplace*
*salts for flavor*
*gives to carnivorus animal outside bar*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 07:27 AM // 07:27   #3267
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Atila The Hunny
*sticks out foot*
*trips King Symeon*
*the King goes flying*
*pitchfork flailing*
*lands in an odd positon on the floor*
*King Symeon lands on top of it*
*he has been shish kabobed*
*toasts over the fire in the fireplace*
*salts for flavor*
*gives to carnivorus animal outside bar*
*sips beer*

**points**

**drinks alcahol*(

*laughs at Symeon*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 07:40 AM // 07:40   #3268
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*dies*
*wakes up in pre-searing*
*sees Gwen*
*screams and runs into a wall*
*appears back in the bar*
"Huh?"
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 07:43 AM // 07:43   #3269
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*sits in the corner drinking and observing the giant brawl*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 08:28 AM // 08:28   #3270
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*sips beer
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 03:22 PM // 15:22   #3271
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*lobs a beer bottle at someone*
*opens another and pours beer into mouth*
*rocks back and forth on chair*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 05:25 PM // 17:25   #3272
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*starts grilling some burgers out on the veranda*

*sips beer*

*relaxes on a lounge chair*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 05:38 PM // 17:38   #3273
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*sips beer, loads up on cold medicine.*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 05:44 PM // 17:44   #3274
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*stumbles around as the engine shakes*
*remembers the bar is still rocketing through space*
*decides to build a new control room*
*builds it*
*flicks a 'mega-speed' switch*
*everything in the bar falls over and slides around*
*grasps the handle of a sword that is stuck in the wall and holds on for dear life*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 05:48 PM // 17:48   #3275
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*looks at Symeon, thinks about how odd he is, falls down, stands up grabs beer, sips beer*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 07:26 PM // 19:26   #3276
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*throws bear bottle at Pwnd*
*laughs*
*sneezes*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 10:19 PM // 22:19   #3277
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*takes out daedric claymore*
*starts killing random people with it*
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Old Apr 02, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #3278
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*takes out daedric crystalline sword req7 max 15^50 10:10 30hp and kills everyone in the bar room with it, then drinks a beer with some extasy in it and falls asleep in a dead girls lap*
*wakes up from the dream and reaizes he has no crystalline sword and frowns *
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 12:50 AM // 00:50   #3279
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*flips burgers*

*sits back in chair on veranda*

*watches as space and stars go by*

*ponders how to sip beer through a space suit*

***idea***

*grabs a rubber tube and connects it to his helmet*

*puts a hole in the beer bottle cap and sticks the tube through it*

*slurps beer*
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Old Apr 03, 2006, 01:20 AM // 01:20   #3280
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*sips beer, goes to sleep*
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